Hon Obahiagbon's Igodomigpdo English on Centenary Celebration

Please read the head aching English of Patrick Obahiagbon about Nigeria Centenary celebration below:

“Now that we are opprobriously breasting the terminus ad quem of a scabrous, putrescent, salacious, obscene and flagitious powwow in the name of a centenary abracadabra, let us be sanguine that our bucolic presidential minders would bestir themselves from their deprecable inebriety of hedonism, narcissism and epicureanism and confront the reality of navigating our rudderless ship of state from eschewable terra incoginatas to terra firmas.”